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Characters

Write the names of some of the characters, the name of the actor who portrayed them (if it is someone important), and a little bit about them. Example: Howard the Duck- A duck from a parallel dimension who is zapped to earth via laser beam. Beverly- Punk rocker with a heart of gold. Determined to help Howard return home Phil- Janitor/scientist who provides comedic relief durring the movie, unintentionally. Nicknamed "Philzee" Dr. Jennings- Scientist who turns into dark overlord and trys to destroy the world. PS. If you've never seen Howard the Duck, RENT IT NOW!!

Plot

Please write the plot of the movie, preferably in a humerous style. NO PROFANITY OR LEWD LANGUAGE.
Howard the Duck is about a duck from outerspace that is accidently sent to earth by a giant laser beam. While on earth, he befriends a punk rocker and gets a job at a bordello (even though it is PG!). Then, a scientist named Dr. Jennings turns into a dark overlord, or a monster from outerspace. He threatens to take over the world with his ability to shoot electricity at people.

Cliches

Point out all of the predictable plot twists, stupid quotes, or anything else that is funny.
1.) Howard finds a pun for every sentence. Ex:"I am a master of Quack-Fu", "A ducks gotta do what a ducks gotta do" etc. 2.) The dark overloer threatens to take over the world, and then whines when his eggs are taken away. 3.) After a barfight, 20 cops show up at the same diner where Howard is. However, they neglected to find him because he was hiding behind the diner, where he spent all night building an airplane for an inconspicuous escape! 4.) Gee, who would have guessed that this movie would end with a punk rock concert in which Howard has a guitar solo.
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